Teething HELL

Okay, so while Maggie has been teething since JANUARY, she has now entered teething hell, inclusive of random crying fits full of "GIVE ME MY MOMMY", "I DON'T WANT TO SHUSH", and "GIVE ME A PACI THAT'S BEEN IN THE FREEZER RIGHT NOW". At least that is how I am interpreting the SCREAMING and the tears (oh the tears) and the squealing.

Last night she was up 3 times and today she napped for 45 minutes and was then up screaming for the next 2 hours. The only thing that makes her happy is eating or sleeping, but we can't even get her to do those two things as normal. HELP.

Does anyone have any suggestions? We are already using teething gel, teething tablets, Baby Tylenol (Up & Up brand of course), water filled pacifiers in the freezer, wash clothes, and chewing on Sophie. WHAT ELSE CAN I DO? Please, oh please, tell me!